Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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