haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This house was built for laser tag.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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