Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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