How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
this will be a night to untag.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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