i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i've created a new STD.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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