Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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