My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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