I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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