Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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