We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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