she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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