Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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