Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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