I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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