I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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