a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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