So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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