Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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