I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have post one night stand depression
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