Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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