So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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