I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
