Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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