I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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