pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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