What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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