He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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