Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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