Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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