If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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