...so i touched it.
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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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