He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Floor bacon is actually really good
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