so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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