your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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