i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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