dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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