worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
honey bunches of taint.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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