did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Bring me that man meat
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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