Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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