That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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