Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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