Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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