My friends, they love my intelligence
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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