Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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