p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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