Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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