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go home
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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