her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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