I like to think it a success when the cops are called
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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