Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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