all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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