why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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