But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
