i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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