I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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