Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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