So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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